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想問下呢位小朋友而家幾大呀?佢而家滿唔滿意學校栽培佢既方法呀?

原帖由 xo883 於 11-12-6 15:29 發表

right, 呢個對話唔係搞笑, 係同事太太教的小學發生

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我都好似聽過，係咪英華呀？
真係好好笑！

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2nd in 時，老師本來想小朋友識多少做英文字，點知俾小朋友考返轉頭

老師：請將識讀的讀出（遞上兩頁A4紙）

小朋友：這

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2nd in 時，老師本來想小朋友識多少做英文字，點知俾小朋友考返轉頭

老師：請將識讀的讀出（遞上兩頁A4紙）

小朋友：這

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2nd in 時，老師本來想考小朋友識多少做英文字，點知俾小朋友考返轉頭

老師：請將識讀的讀出（遞上兩頁A4紙）
小朋友：這裡除了Justtie和Onese唔係字,其他我都識,但點解老師都打錯字既
老師:(細聲跟同事說,呢個勁呀)

結果:收左

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原帖由 Chflshlo 於 11-12-7 00:06 發表
2nd in 時，老師本來想考小朋友識多少做英文字，點知俾小朋友考返轉頭

老師：請將識讀的讀出（遞上兩頁A4紙）
小朋友：這裡除了Justtie和Onese唔係字,其他我都識,但點解老師都打錯字既
老師:(細聲跟同事說,呢個勁呀)

結果:收左 ...

I like it. Is it really a true story by 遞上兩頁A4紙 to ask the kid to read? Which school is it? It is quite demanding

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Is a true story ,The 2 nd in of SFA, they want children read two pages of English word, but some wrong words mix together^^

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Ha ha, based on the teachers' behaviour, I believe it is a true story. When my daughter attended the 2nd in of this school, the teacher asked her to say her name in Putonghua. So my daughter told the teacher her name in Putonghua. But then the teacher said to another teacher sitting next to her, "I don't understand what she said." (Ha ha, Miss, it is just a name. It doesn't matter if you don't understand it. It is more important that my daughter understand your question .....

)

Luckily my daughter was accepted at the end.

原帖由 Chflshlo 於 11-12-7 13:16 發表
Is a true story ,The 2 nd in of SFA, they want children read two pages of English word, but some wrong words mix together^^

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回復 25# Chflshlo 的帖子

我個仔都係話有d 唔知係mug 字, 佢就同老師講"可唔可以教我呀?"

結果:收左

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是啊，就是這樣，老師即場用手蓋著咀巴和隔壁的老師直接comment小朋友，
我女兒說：老師以為我聽不見，那我就裝作聽不到啦，其實屬狗那會聽不到呢^^

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原帖由 JoshuaN 於 11-12-7 19:24 發表
我個仔都係話有d 唔知係mug 字, 佢就同老師講"可唔可以教我呀?"

結果:收左

是的每頁也有錯的字^_^

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Ha ha, so funny! But why "dog" can hear well? I thought dogs can smell well only! (Just joking)

Actually my girl said the teacher commented her to another teacher when my girl was answering the English question as well. Ha ha, I think the teachers liked talking very much ......... or they were too bored after interviewing so many kids .........

No offensive, though.

原帖由 Chflshlo 於 11-12-7 19:28 發表
是啊，就是這樣，老師即場用手蓋著咀巴和隔壁的老師直接comment小朋友，
我女兒說：老師以為我聽不見，那我就裝作聽不到啦，其實屬狗那會聽不到呢^^ ...

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[quote]原帖由 YLMom 於 11-12-7 19:43 發表

Ha ha, so funny! But why "dog" can hear well? I thought dogs can smell well only! (Just joking)

因為狗的聽覺比人類強2500倍的，小女以此自豪WaKaka,我也覺得老師沒有惡意，反而小女實在太多口了^^

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好似有d離題, 不過見近排大家都好緊張, 嘗試輕鬆下啦 :

媽 : 煨蕃薯檔冇開喎.
女 : 唔係呀, 我聞到d味呀!
媽 : 係喎, 咁遠你都聞到, 你個鼻好叻喎.
女 : 梗係啦, 我屬狗架嘛. 我大個左可唔可以幫警察叔叔手做警犬呀?

原帖由 Chflshlo 於 11-12-7 20:06 發表
[quote]原帖由 YLMom 於 11-12-7 19:43 發表
Ha ha, so funny! But why "dog" can hear well? I thought dogs can smell well only! (Just joking)

因為 ...

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我個女都有D搞笑對白, 話說校長IN家長同小朋友, 到尾聲時:

校長 : 來讀書的小朋友都在學校吃飯, 到時你可以再來這間房跟我一起吃.

女 (以為人地收佢): 有另一間學校都想收我,不過未有位!

校長、家長四目相視...

校長 (馬上兜住): 我都唔知我地有沒有位架.

結果: Waiting 之後收了.